NYC Calorie Accountants!

I’ve got a couple Brooklyn dates right around the corner, and expect to see you there!!!  I miss you all so dearly, and BK is where it all happened.. where I decided I was too fat to recognize myself, and where I cocooned, and where I created Calorie Accounting, and where POOF! I became a motherfucking butterfly.

Please come join me Thursday 5/14 at Pete’s Candy Store in Williamsburg for a reading and signing (6-7:30pm), and please come join me Friday 5/15 at Ramona in Greenpoint for a meet-n-greet, signing, and freaking PARTYTIME (7pm till whenever)!

LOVE YOU ALL MORE THAN CHEESE EVEN,
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