The Weight is Almost Over!

Shit’s gettin REAL, Calorie Accountants!  The book is hot off the presses and looks sexy as all get-out.  April 21 is our official pub date (when you’ll find the book IRL at your local Barnes & Noble), but get a head start on bikini season and preorder your copy from Amazon today!  Beat on the street is this spring baby’s making surprise early deliveries in mailboxes as soon as THIS WEEK!!!  So get on it!  The weight is almost over!  We gon’ get skinny, and we gon’ have fun doing it.

Kisses! And kale! And pizza!


PS – Did you already get your book in the mail, you sweet pre-ordering angelface, you??  Post a pic with it using the hashtag #calorieaccounting !!!!