Skinny Stocking Stuffers!

Ho, ho, ho, Calorie Accountants! ‘Tis the season for giddy overindulgence, earned laziness, decreased showers and increased sweatpants. Go ahead, have a ball, pack on the pounds this holiday season! You deserve it! But get yourself (and everyone on your list!) a Calorie Accounting VIP Swaggy Baggie to help keep those New Year’s Resolutions once January hits! Email for your fabulous CA gift set, which includes a signed/dedicated book, cute ass lil’ buttons, cute ass lil’ stickers, and a cute ass lil’ tote! 20 bucks! Email by Dec.19 to have these babies by Xmas!!!

Joy to the world and all of its cheese,